Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
2006-12-11 21:07:40 · 29 answers · asked by axilaryguy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here is the answer..............
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
2006-12-11 21:15:47 · answer #1 · answered by mr_BIG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if the argument is that there is no such thing as a perfect man and Santa does not exist then your entire story is wrong. Your question becomes null & void. The only logical answer to this story would be that Santa was the survivor. Till today Santa is very much a part of the Christmas celebrations there are thousands of Santas’ around the world during Christmas time in our shops, malls, children’s parties etc. so to say that Santa does not exist is technically wrong. On the other hand there are no perfect men or women. To all the women out there, “Do you know how boring you would be if you were the perfect woman??? Think about it!”
2006-12-12 14:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one get offended but this is the answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point:
Women never listen either.
2006-12-12 05:13:16 · answer #3 · answered by FIRE § 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Undoubtedly Santa Clause. He is still delivering toys and other goodies to the children. Perfect man and perfect woman exist no more.
2006-12-12 05:31:03 · answer #4 · answered by Tapan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As it was a perfect accident thats why perfect couple didn't survive and santa clause is already going to come on next chrismas then how can he died.
2006-12-12 05:21:02 · answer #5 · answered by akbar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The perfect woman, the other 2 dont exist.
2006-12-12 05:12:58 · answer #6 · answered by loughie0 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the woman - because there is no such thing as a perfect man - and Santa Claus does not exist - they both were made up
had that 1 in a mail once
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2006-12-12 05:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The women. Because a perfect man does not exist, there is no such thing as Santa Clause. So.....that only leaves the women.
But what is so funny about it? I mean, you killed two of them....
LOL...just kidding.
2006-12-12 05:16:12 · answer #8 · answered by DeeDee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect!! Whats the perfect answer?
2006-12-12 08:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus because he is still coming this year
2006-12-12 05:30:24 · answer #10 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋