preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation."
The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?"
The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep."
The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"
2006-12-11 21:02:13 · 26 answers · asked by axilaryguy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GREAT..........................
2006-12-11 21:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by mr_BIG 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well done!nice 2 c a clean joke once in a while.Keep posting more like those.
2006-12-12 08:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r real nice person belive me.
today i feel like not to get out of here just bcoz u did dedicated a joke for me, thats very humble that u did for me at this stage of my life where i have no friends left out.
thank you. i m feeling good
2006-12-12 05:51:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.
2006-12-12 05:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by Tapan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the joke
2006-12-12 12:10:47 · answer #5 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a simple but nice joke
2006-12-12 05:05:46 · answer #6 · answered by naman_awasthi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simplicity personified yet astounding!!!
2006-12-12 14:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL ,thats a good one
2006-12-12 05:09:38 · answer #8 · answered by stevenwc444 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you wanna get somewhere fast, thats what ya pay em for
2006-12-12 05:18:07 · answer #9 · answered by jaycee99999999 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First.............thanks for the dedication of the joke and yes..... laughter is good medicine. As for the joke ....yes it was very funny ........LOL and thanks for sharing it. Do enjoy your week : - )
2006-12-12 08:48:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up !
2006-12-12 22:52:29 · answer #11 · answered by galrose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋