A kiwi has just stepped off the plane in Boston & all he wants is to check into his hotel, have a beer & fall asleep. He stops a passerby & politely asks him, "Hey mate do you know where the Hilton's at? The man looks at the kiwi & says in a rich, educated voice, "We in the educated city of Boston know better than to end a sentence with a preposition. If you would care to rephrase your question, I'll certainly do my best to answer it." The Kiwi thinks about this for a second then replies, "Do you know where the Hilton's at, f---wit?"
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One night as a couple lies down for bed the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder & starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says,"I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow & I want to stay fresh." Rejected, the husband turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls back over & taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
2006-12-11 20:34:20 · 7 answers · asked by gee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the first was kinda meh, but the second is funny as hell
2006-12-11 20:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definite, humorous! My score: a million-3 3 being worst first one: 3 2d one: a million third one: 2 My dad stated that he's study that (#2) comedian tale in the previous and he merely laughed so stressful. My mom stated that's what marriage is like after some years.
2016-12-30 07:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by louder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Second one is really nice
8/10
2006-12-11 21:07:49 · answer #3 · answered by Mahi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the second one
LOL
2006-12-11 20:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol yeah i prefer the second one!!
2006-12-11 21:36:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 2nd is the best of all!!
hahaha...
2006-12-11 23:06:25 · answer #6 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st to make me smile today.thanx.
2006-12-11 21:22:51 · answer #7 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋