two idiots were walking near a forest. They seen some tracks on the ground. one said they were fox tracks but the other argued and said they were rabbit tracks. They argued for ten minutes until a train hit them.
2006-12-11 20:31:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
idiots do idiotic things- the punch line is predictable.
3 out of 10
2006-12-11 20:34:56 · answer #1 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2006-12-11 21:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by Mahi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-12-11 20:34:05 · answer #3 · answered by lou b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/10...very old. But then there was the idiot in the loony bin and he was looking over the fence one day when a farmer in a horse and cart went by. He yelled at the farmer, "What do you have there?" "It's manure," said the farmer. "What you gonna use it for then?" asks the idiot. "I'm putting it on my strawberries," replies the farmer. "Well, you better come in here then," retorts the idiot, "Because we put sugar and cream on ours."
2006-12-11 20:46:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they wore both wrong it was train tracks,ithink i give it a 5 1/2
2006-12-11 20:36:55 · answer #5 · answered by what is the good word? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well they should have listened the the train HORN SHU SHU..\
3/10
2006-12-11 20:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i like it 8/10
2006-12-11 21:36:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it a little bit differently, but it is still a funny joke.
Thanks.
2006-12-14 14:45:52 · answer #8 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn.
2006-12-11 20:33:38 · answer #9 · answered by Misty B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet one! 10/10!
2006-12-11 20:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by Tse Chuen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋