DARN THESE FLYS!
An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.
Each orderd a pint of beer . Then a fly landed in each one's
beer . The Englishman, turning slightly green, pushed his beer away and asked for another one .The Scott took the fly out ,
shrugged, and drank his beer . The Irisman pinched the fly
between his fingers and yelled " SPIT IT OUT! "SPIT IT OUT!"
(Nas: This is especially for you....ENJOY and SMILE ALWAYS...IT IMPROVES UR FACE VALUE)
2006-12-11 19:59:16 · 28 answers · asked by axilaryguy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there r very few people like who do think about others happiness. u have no idea that u did bring me happiness after u didcated this to me
2006-12-11 20:23:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny enough for a grin, but I've a question. The Irish are known for their drinking, in jokes, but aren't the Scottish supposed to be tightfisted, so couldn't he be put in the Irishman's place?
Add on. If an American had been with them, he would've ignored the fly and drank the beer. Seen that!
2006-12-12 07:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by blazing_truesdale 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-12-12 06:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-12-12 04:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 good one
2006-12-12 05:39:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 very nice joke.
2006-12-12 04:06:44 · answer #6 · answered by riya s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahhhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahaahhaaah! 9/10
2006-12-12 17:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, I knew I had a bit of Irish in my blood.
2006-12-12 04:04:37 · answer #8 · answered by Keanu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wooaaa....u id it again buddy.....im really enjoying ur jokes......im havign a good time with ur jokes....thks once again...i give u for this joke another perfect 10
2006-12-12 04:10:50 · answer #9 · answered by mr_BIG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A1 grade.
2006-12-12 05:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by Tapan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋