A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and cant help but ask, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"Whats it telling you now?"
"Well, it says youre not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
2006-12-11 19:58:34 · 12 answers · asked by yasminrules17 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad not bad
2006-12-11 20:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not laugh out loud funny, but somewhat amusing
2006-12-12 04:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by Frank R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a brave pick up line, LOL
2006-12-12 04:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by Keanu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah ok! kinda funny.
2006-12-12 04:00:47 · answer #4 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny..
2006-12-12 05:25:34 · answer #5 · answered by DeeDee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one..As the kids say "I loled irl"...
2006-12-12 04:01:30 · answer #6 · answered by homicidalloner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that is pretty funny.
2006-12-12 04:02:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, nice
2006-12-12 04:11:43 · answer #8 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....that is funny !
2006-12-12 08:34:32 · answer #9 · answered by ne_patriots2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-12-12 04:00:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋