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for stealing paper clips - but I haven't done this. He says I have. What should I do?

2006-12-11 19:23:24 · 26 answers · asked by Kitty 2 in Cars & Transportation Buying & Selling

26 answers

Its a tastless joke question.

She has been fingered [pointed out as responsible for] stealing paper clips.

Yawn fuking yawn.

Later all you fools....

2006-12-11 19:30:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 7

Sounds kind of personal for stealing paper clips.

2006-12-11 19:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by badbill1941 6 · 1 1

Are you saying that you are having a finger pointed at you for stealing? Or are you saying that you are being sexually assaulted for stealing? If the first, ignore him, tell him to get over it and buy some more paperclips. If you mean the second, call the police!!

2006-12-11 19:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by spamneggzzz 2 · 1 1

Sneak some paper clips into his bag when he isn't looking and then tell your area manager. See how he likes being fingered.

2006-12-11 19:42:45 · answer #4 · answered by SR13 6 · 1 0

Do u mean fingered as in acccused-if so is there any1 of equal rank u can see & tell them ur side of things & that u feel unfairly treated.This wil make u appear bothered about ur integrity & will look good,u'l probably get the sympathy vote or benefit of doubt & it may blow over,They'l probably back of ova sumit so minor if u deny it anyway.Incidently How Petty over something so minor.If that doesnt work stick a paperclip in his chair so he gets a good prick up his bum-coz it sounds like hes acting like 1 & its revenge if they sack u 4 nowt.

2006-12-11 19:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by Poppypunto 4 · 1 2

And I'm sure you have some reasonable and compelling reason for asking the question under Cars & Transportation > Buying & Selling, right? I'd love to know what it is.

2006-12-11 20:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by oklatom 7 · 1 0

If this is how low he can get in the priority stakes it would be beneficial to find out who else fingered you, as these are important fings if you are going to solve this problem.

2006-12-11 19:37:31 · answer #7 · answered by Robert the Bruce 1 · 1 0

could you explain to me what paper clips have to do with cars transportation

2006-12-12 05:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by compo1 2 · 0 0

I wish my boss would finger me.

2006-12-11 19:28:43 · answer #9 · answered by paolo m 1 · 3 0

Perform felatio on him and all other male colleagues immediately - and again at the Christmas party. That will make everything ok.

2006-12-11 19:50:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

LOL you naughty little minx,
I wish my boss would finger me......... oh well Xmas party coming up- so who knows lol

2006-12-11 20:14:38 · answer #11 · answered by Georgie 5 · 2 0

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