there were 3 guys sitting at a bar, when one guy says
"this year for christmas im getting my wife alot of bath oils and salts."
then another guy says "thats all? im getting my wife a dress, new shoes, a new necklace, and some earrings."
then the 3rd guy says "thats nothing, this year im getting my wife some cd's, some dvd's and a vibrator. that way if she doesnt like her gifts she can go **** herself
2006-12-11 19:21:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg, thats weird i was talking to my brother today and he had a friend who actually bought a dildo for his gf with her gift and told her if she didnt like the gift she could go fcuk herself hahahah lol, omg thats hilarious that it actually was done!
2006-12-11 19:27:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you said the joke wrong. It goes like this:
Theres' a rich man and a poor man talking about gifts they got for their wives. The rich man says "I bought my wife a Diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz". The poor man asks, "why did you get her both?". Rich man replies," well if she doesn't like the necklace then she'll like the car. What did you get your wife?". Poor man says, "a pair of gloves and a dildo." Rich man asks, "what?". Poor man replies, "yeah, if she doesn't like the gloves she can go **** herself".
There, now I made it funny again.
2006-12-12 04:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by red12saleen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny! It's a very popular joke here in Grrece!
2006-12-12 03:38:03 · answer #3 · answered by Roubini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL THATS PRETTY FUNNY hahah thats off da chain BUT Y DONT HOME BOI do da job himself?
2006-12-12 03:24:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-12-12 14:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by sa_hollingsworth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-12 03:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats pretty punny!=)
2006-12-12 03:22:55 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do u mean by ****? anyways not that much funny! have a good day.
2006-12-12 03:37:07 · answer #8 · answered by Nikky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm..i'm giving you an 8/8
2006-12-12 03:26:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
roflcakes
2006-12-12 03:24:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋