2006-12-11 19:19:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u can hold it loosely and wag it and it'll look like rubber, u can erase with the other end, u can shade with it, you can bite it, you can crack it in two sharpen both halves, scotch tape them together and write in double, u can write on a pencil with a pen, u can poke peaople with them, u can launch them at people, u can try getting it into a girls cleavage, u can overly sharpen them intil they are a centimeter short just for fun, u can crack them with ur thumb like arnold swartxzenegger (u know what i'm talking about) u can dress them up with construction paper like little wrestlers and play pencil wars, u can shove one end in ur nose and gross out girls, u could put ur friends in ur bum crack and give it back to him, and watch and enjoy as he places it in his mouthe
2006-12-11 19:25:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It can be used as a hair holder: twirl your ponytail around it, and then stick in in the middle of the bundle. It holds all day!! My fav. in the summer.
Pencils are great for erasing too... not just writing! ( :
2006-12-11 19:22:48 · answer #2 · answered by kryssyshell80 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Climbing Pinion
2) Dagger
3) Chalkboard Pointer
4) Anti-vampire cross (requires 2 and is ineffective against Jewish vampires)
5) w/rubber band can be an effective short-range missile.
2006-12-11 19:24:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can put your (long) hair up by twisting your hair and secure it with a pencil.
Use it as something straight to draw a staight line.
Poke holes on dirt to plant seeds.
Use the tip of it to restart something, electronic devices.
and a whole lot of stuff that I can't think of it right now.
2006-12-11 19:26:24 · answer #4 · answered by HMONG 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drawing,short ones as decor for a frame,as a weapon if its sharp,as arms for self-made robots,carved into decorations and many more.
2006-12-11 19:29:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can do dirty dirty dirty things with it, id hope not, cuz someone might pick it up later and be one of those people who liek to chew pencils
2006-12-11 19:22:07 · answer #6 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can be used for drawing
2006-12-11 19:25:21 · answer #7 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can stick it between your boobs and if it falls out, then you dont need to wear a bra, ever!!
2006-12-11 19:22:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You could use it as a weapon if it were sharp enough.
2006-12-11 19:22:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
erasing
2006-12-11 19:21:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋