The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
2006-12-11 19:16:23 · 17 answers · asked by axilaryguy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow....buddy,,,,,thks for lighting up my face once again..... thts kinda cool......yipppeeee/.......
2006-12-11 19:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by mr_BIG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor patient LOL
2006-12-12 03:36:32 · answer #2 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one 9/10
2006-12-12 06:03:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r making my day with smiles thank you very much and
10 on 10 for u again!!! and a thums up too.
good going.
2006-12-12 03:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, kinda twisted but funny nontheless
2006-12-12 03:19:01 · answer #5 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!! hahahahhaah, lol, thats great i loved how u just went to punchline and cracked me up hahahah, amazing thx!
2006-12-12 03:18:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...6/10
2006-12-12 18:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good'un!take a bow
2006-12-12 08:51:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, nice one
2006-12-12 03:17:42 · answer #9 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflcakes
2006-12-12 03:20:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋