"You're wife sure makes a great dinner."
"Yeah, but I'm gonna miss her."
2006-12-11 18:58:23 · 10 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA! Funny joke! Here are a few more cannibal jokes:
What do cannibal children play? Swallow my leader!
Two cannibals catch a man and decide that it's only fair to each have half, so they decide that one will start eating him from the head, down, while the other eats from the toes, up. The one who started at the head asks the other one a few minutes later how it's going to which the other cannibal replies, 'wow, I'm having a ball!'. The first cannibal says, 'slow down, you're eating too fast!' Hehe, a ball!
A guy is walking in the jungle and comes across a tribe of cannibals and just as he is thinking that he is screwed and is about to give up, a voice from heaven booms down to him and says, 'You are not screwed! Pick up a rock and smash the tribe leader on the head!', so he looks around, finds a huge rock, runs up to the leader and smashes him on the head. The next thing, the same heavenly voice booms down again and says, 'NOW, you are screwed!'
Hope you liked my jokes ;)
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Thanks sadboy! Hope I made you happy ;)
2006-12-11 19:15:45 · answer #1 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's funny... and Motti, really creative ones.
2006-12-12 03:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-12 03:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by jelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-12 03:17:01 · answer #4 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflcakes
2006-12-12 03:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha that was very funny, thanks for the laugh, it helped me.
2006-12-12 03:00:36 · answer #6 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you answered your question?!
2006-12-12 03:05:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-12-12 03:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, cute.
2006-12-12 02:59:56 · answer #9 · answered by Liome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-12-12 19:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋