2006-12-11 18:20:56 · 16 answers · asked by Satan Lord of Flames 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Are you really this ridiculous?
2006-12-11 18:24:50 · answer #1 · answered by jom 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Smiling with a twinkle in my eye, I would say "why". And if He asked again then I would probably do it. He would chuckle a bit too, since He knows me pretty well.( I like to do things my way. But He is rather accommodating. He is kinda cool that way.)
And I don't know what 'pulling a finger' means anyway. Are all these other people right?
2006-12-12 02:24:03 · answer #2 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a vision..... Where he did appear before me.... He was a cloud that "protruded" from the sky...... I knew it was him because people were drawn to this protrusion.... Not the others which were of the sky, but this one which came and nearly touched the ground.....
people stood on a mound of soil in a huge field....... The heavens were gray...... and thousands and thousands of these angels were protruding from the heavens unto men....They did not look like men... nor did they look like angels.... but they looked like the heavens... as they had their feet in the heavens so that you could not see but the image of them made of the "fabric" of heaven.... that is...... But, this one... This ONE.... nearly touched the ground......
He asked me, "how do you pray?"........As if I didn't understand... and he smiled at me.....
I layed upon the ground and said, "Like this-"........
I was trying to say the Lord's prayer, but ended up saying the 23rd Psalm.......
3 days later, I lost my job............ it was the second dream in 2 weeks, where I saw an angel appear to me and I started the exact same prayer at the exact moment of: "yeah though I walk through the valley-" and ended in like manner........ I was benig prepared for it.......
So, If I saw Jesus and he asked me to do anything..... I would wonder if I was actually seeing him.......
Who would know how he looks?
your sister,
Ginger,
(dream interpreter)
2006-12-12 02:29:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
J.C. does that to me ALLTHE TIME!!! And I'm gettin sick of it. Just last night at the club, I was scammin this betty, you know havin' a martini, chitty chatty, and fixin up a nightcapper at her pad....When Jesus Effin Christ comes over and..."Hey Binx, dude, pull my finger."
"EF YOU" I said. "Beat it man I'm tryin to hook up"
Then he gets all pissed and starts ranting about how he's the King of Kings and the Son of God and owns a brand new Escalade with spinners and a bumpin system....etc, etc, etc...
So to shut him the EF up, I pulled his HOLY FLIPPIN FINGER!
Ya know what he did then?
He farted.
Then he left me with the bar tab.
Jesus Christ is such a Jew.
2006-12-12 02:38:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ummm, pull it! of course. Duhh!
2006-12-12 02:23:45 · answer #5 · answered by gord's360 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question serves no purpose, but I'll amuse you. Yes, I would.
2006-12-12 02:22:42 · answer #6 · answered by mx3baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say,
"I cannot tempt the lord my god!"
A Jesus fart might end the world???
2006-12-12 02:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Simple...
I will say, No - Why do you want to take me from here early, Please help me so that I could do some nice things here.
2006-12-12 02:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by ~ Voter ~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pull it
2006-12-12 02:22:20 · answer #9 · answered by Empty Space 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a whoopy cushion.
2006-12-12 02:22:10 · answer #10 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd pull it!
2006-12-12 02:22:03 · answer #11 · answered by spanky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋