A elderly gentleman visits his doctor on arrival the receptionist asks "why would you like to see the doctor"
The man replies "I have a problem with my penis"
Shocked the reception says "you can't say that you may offend other patients try saying its a problem with your ear than tell the doctor whats really wrong"
So the man walks out a returns moments later "i would like to see the doctor" he says
"why"asks the receptionist
"I have a problem with my ear"
"thats more like it" she says "whats the problem"
To which the man replies
"i can't take a P i s s with it"
2006-12-11 18:12:41 · 12 answers · asked by bladesmanlou 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a good one. But if you don't "hear" right how will you "P" right. The heart of the matter is that if you do not tell your doctor the problem you are suffering from you will lead him around in circles.
2006-12-11 18:18:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2006-12-12 02:14:59 · answer #2 · answered by ...n... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! I burst out laughing! I love this Joke! LOL. LOL. LOL.
2006-12-12 19:30:47 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, what was that? My ear was leaking ? I couldn't hear you.
2006-12-12 02:19:17 · answer #4 · answered by badbill1941 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-12-12 02:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, now I'm p*ssed off!
2006-12-12 02:18:14 · answer #6 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could try Otex ! haha
2006-12-12 02:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont get the last part.
2006-12-12 02:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by yo-yo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but totally crap
2006-12-12 02:20:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, not bad. made me snigger.
2006-12-12 02:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by blueskyandsunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋