One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for twenty dollars to buy meat.
"Are you crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over to a mirror. "Let me show you something? This twenty-dollar bill is mine. The one in the mirror is yours. Get it?" The wife nods.
The next day, the husband returns home to find a freezer full of meat. Angry, he asks his wife about it. She pulls him over to the mirror and lifts up her skirt.
"See the one in the mirror? That's yours. This one is the butcher's."
2006-12-11 17:52:25 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good lol
2006-12-11 18:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really good. There's a lesson in this tale. The butcher benefits in the end. So, husbands look out the next time you wave a twenty dollar bill in the mirror, you may lose out in the end not alone the freezer, but the entire house will be full of everything you haven't bought, that she hasn't paid for. Eeenie meenie minee more Your'e a looser on that score.
2006-12-11 18:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by vernon s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 10/10 heard a similar one about fish
2006-12-12 01:58:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lucky old butcher and she gets meat twice
2006-12-11 19:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got this from the movie vin diesel played in as that mob guy whats his nuts
2006-12-11 17:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shall we have a meating ? haha
2006-12-11 18:20:48 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny. Where's the beef?
2006-12-11 17:54:53 · answer #7 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make me smile in a morning lol.
2006-12-11 18:46:06 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one from always laughing *
2006-12-11 18:15:13 · answer #9 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-11 20:21:58 · answer #10 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋