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When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This seemed to stress Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground, scattering all the toys.
Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a bit of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had taken the rum and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the Cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor! He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and a now very irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a sweet little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The sweet little angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa!
Isn't it just such a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you! Where
would you like me to stick it?"
And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

2006-12-11 17:38:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Funny. So who had th worst day, Santa or the Angel.

2006-12-11 17:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0 0

That's a really creative story.

2006-12-11 19:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by xander 5 · 0 0

I Believe!

2006-12-11 17:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by Shelia 3 · 0 0

Tee hee! Thats so silly willy nilly!

2006-12-11 18:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by Rebecca V 2 · 0 0

i love it and yes i can see that being very true

2006-12-11 17:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by squashantha 2 · 0 0

Who cares if that is true or not, that is funny as he**!!!!

2006-12-11 17:45:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. LOL. That's terrible. LOL.

2006-12-12 11:49:16 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

-True Story- ROFLMAO!!!!

2006-12-11 18:54:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-11 17:42:42 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

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