A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to
the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken
to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me?
I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered
into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking
down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement
of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over---so now
we're going to Sea World....."
2006-12-11 17:32:19 · 11 answers · asked by Island girl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! that is good. i've never heard it before either. keep it up!
2006-12-11 18:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO That was hilarious. The blondes been monkeying around.
2006-12-11 17:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was wondering what kept my wife so late that day but she did say she monkeying around and i didnt believe welol you just dont now do ya.
2006-12-11 18:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one we keep up these blondie jokes we are going to give them a complex.
2006-12-11 17:44:19 · answer #4 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the terrific! (a edge- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes watching the orange juice can because of the fact it mentioned: "focus..." Blondie became into hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" clean, orange you? = )
2016-10-18 03:50:11 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a great one
2006-12-11 19:51:57 · answer #6 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2006-12-11 18:26:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!! Very Funny!!!
2006-12-11 17:59:53 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! me like
2006-12-11 17:51:52 · answer #9 · answered by Shelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is great
2006-12-11 17:36:12 · answer #10 · answered by squashantha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋