Especially since I'm interested in the younger ones - I'm almost 41 damn it, and I want a cute little thang who isn't a day over 22.
Where can I meet them, and what sort of opening lines do you think would get things going in the right direction.
(and no - wifey isn't interested in letting me have a gf so she can screw around. She understands a man's needs, and I love her for that)
2006-12-11 17:23:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Can your wife conduct a lectures or maybe write a book to all our wives on how to understand a man's needs?
2006-12-11 17:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I know you just want advice on how to chat a girl up but you must admit it takes the common person by surprise when you mention that your wife actually lets you go and have another girl. I just don't understand how you cannot see that your wife loves you so much (She is actually letting you do the absurd) so please don't use this as a reason to screw around. I think this gesture should tell you how much your wife is sacrificing for you; and it is not because she understands a man's needs because I'm sorry that's a plain lie. You should take time to think about this and don't listen to your penis. Think about how much this would damage your relationship, it won't be between two people but it would be you, your wife and the numerous girlfriends that you lan to have and no relationship, no matter how strong, can withstand that. No woman imagines a husband like you when they are still children imagining the future, and for an afterthought how would you feel if your wife f***ed around!
2006-12-11 17:27:41 · answer #2 · answered by surani_ud 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WARNING!
WARNING!
She is setting a trap for you.
Go to any bar and find the guy drinking the hardest
Ask him what his girlfriend dumped him for
He will have no idea
Women set up traps like this all the time, so you are married and she is OK with you chatting up younger women on the net.
If she prints out copies of you chatting up younger women on the net, she will have enough leverage to take everything away from you.
Be warned!
This is a trap she is setting for you. If I were in your shoes I would start talking to a divorce attorney and squirreling away some assets so that when she does leave you, you are not left hanging out to dry.
A friend of mine had a wife who told him he could smoke all the pot that he wanted. Then she brought it up in the divorce hearings and won big.
Take care of your home before you go trolling for strange tail.
2006-12-11 17:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by jdm6235 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're grasping at straws my friend. The only way to get a 22 year old to date your 41 year old sagging *** is to tell her you have loads of cash and buy her things because at your age, even if you are reasonably good looking you are still 41 and that's already gross enough!
2006-12-11 17:34:47 · answer #4 · answered by Cat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, don't do it, it's a test/trap! Like when my husband tells me he's going to do something stupid and I and look him in the eye and say "you go right ahead." Besides you're a dog if you're seriously considering it. If the marriage no longer works for you get a divorce.
2006-12-11 17:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by bigclaire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all why would you want a gf if ur own wife trusts you enough to have one??? wouldn't you want to be loyal to your wife?? and secondly you are just a creep. no one wants a 41 year old man if they are 22. sorry it just isnt gonna happen unless they are a whore or they want your money. you are really very gross.
2006-12-11 17:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are u sure your wife really understands? may be now but if your wish comes true she might just loose you. Any way I 'll suggest u talk to your daughter she might be a better teacher at home.
2006-12-11 17:53:18 · answer #7 · answered by Destiny 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wifey says that...but believe you me...the minute you bring another girl into your bed is the beginning of the end of your marriage. You'll see.
2006-12-11 17:26:03 · answer #8 · answered by Italian_Guy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow that’s great that you have such a loving and understanding wife.
I’m sure you really love her.
Or not….
If you’re looking for sex. Go to a whore house.
Leave young heart’s alone.
2006-12-11 17:33:00 · answer #9 · answered by Louw D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are in for a world of hurt if you continue down THIS road. Right now you might be on cloud 9 for wat yr wife is letting you do, but it will cost you LARGE down the road. You want a young one, find her.. but let the wife go, its not fair to her REGARDLESS!
2006-12-11 17:29:17 · answer #10 · answered by gord's360 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋