A Kerryman was suffering from pains in his knees, so he visited the doctor.
"You're suffering from a disease that we medical experts call "kneeitis", said the doctor. "Take it easy for a month or so and above all don't climb any stairs. That puts a terrible strain on the knees."
A month later the Kerryman returned and after a brief examination was found to have recovered completely.
"Can I climb the stairs now Doctor?"
"Certainly," replied the Doctor.
"Thank Heavens," said the Kerryman, "I was getting a bit browned off climbing up the drainpipe every time I wanted to go to the toilet."
2006-12-11 17:21:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SORRY ABT THE MISS SPELLING ON THE HEADING
2006-12-11 17:44:24 · update #1
i have finally read all your jokes and you are the queen of laugther you make my days and nights by keeping me happy and full of laugther
keep it up
2006-12-12 02:23:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very old but also very good, i always tell this as my first joke then i tell this one, Paddy and Murphy walking down the street, paddy gets ran over, paddy says to murphy, support my head, murphy runs around saying 'paddys head, paddys head ive got another Paddy and murphy walking down the street paddy gets run over again, paddy says to murphy, call me an ambulance, murphy runs around saying 'paddys an ambulance, paddys an ambulance' I love these jokes, thats why i had to share, and i know how old they are!!
2016-05-23 07:53:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats my medicine for today that was a cracker10/10
2006-12-11 19:46:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did he get shinsplints?
2006-12-12 00:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic
2006-12-11 17:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by squashantha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love your jokes ty
2006-12-11 17:24:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor your timing is terrible
2006-12-11 18:07:26 · answer #7 · answered by bladesmanlou 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
roflcakes
2006-12-11 19:07:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! you're good today
2006-12-11 20:56:30 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know any answer
2006-12-11 18:09:17 · answer #10 · answered by Randive W 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋