my favorite is
kid a: this class sucks what could suck worse then this class
kid b: your mom
this happend to 2 kids in my alg class this story is true
2006-12-11 17:14:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
is this a good joke
2006-12-11 17:23:07 · update #1
your momma is like a bowling ball.. she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and comes back for more.
your momma so ugly she put the boogey man out of business
your momma is so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder
your momma so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
your momma's like a pirate, there she blows
your momma's like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded
2006-12-11 17:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by Michele A 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yo mommas so fat when she wears a red dress all the kids yell "Hey Koolaid!"
2006-12-11 18:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by akgirl 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat..she gets her toes painted at Earl Scheib
2006-12-11 17:18:16 · answer #3 · answered by seduce_n_destroy77 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma's butt is so big... everytime she bends over, everyone around her gets hooked on crack!
2006-12-11 17:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by Bobcat9 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your momma's so fat, she comes from BOTH sides of the family...
2006-12-11 17:20:06 · answer #5 · answered by Kenny G 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
your momma's so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip!
2006-12-11 17:29:28 · answer #6 · answered by tedschram 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your mom goes to college.
2006-12-11 17:20:36 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Answers 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋