10. He eats milk and cookies -- and nails your wife
9. Every naughty thing you did this year was videotaped and posted on the Internet
8. On Christmas morning, your stocking stuffed with a severed leg
7. Only "gift" you received was left by Blitzen on your living room carpet
6. Instead of, "Ho, Ho, Ho," greets you with, "Nice sweater, fat ***"
5. Leaves mysterious letter, "I know when you are sleeping, I know how to kill a man without leaving any marks"
4. You get no presents -- when you bump into him later, he gives you lame, "I thought you were Jewish" excuse
3. Brings you one copy of every Kathie Lee CD
2. Turns his reindeer loose on you
1. Writes "Happy Holidays" in the snow on the rooftop
2006-12-11 17:06:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best joke for Christmas EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
*MERRY CHRISTMAS!*
2006-12-11 19:36:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the number 5
. Leaves mysterious letter, "I know when you are sleeping, I know how to kill a man without leaving any marks"
2006-12-12 11:08:48 · answer #2 · answered by wengkuen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny !!!
how about , he doesnt run grandma over with his sleigh , and he runs over you instead .. or he sics the elves on you ,,
or you get molested by 'rudolph' when yu arent looking !
2006-12-12 01:11:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol he doesnt run over grandma or the mother in law on his way out
2006-12-12 01:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-12-12 01:19:15 · answer #5 · answered by ♫♪Smile♪♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho ho Ho!!!!
2006-12-12 01:07:54 · answer #6 · answered by bugi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
more disterbing than funny
2006-12-12 01:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by squashantha 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny.
2006-12-12 01:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE THAT....THAT'S FUNNY!
2006-12-12 01:17:17 · answer #9 · answered by allieverwanted..... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋