nothing racist or offensive to anyone please, just something that makes you think or somehting, could be a long story or short, one per person please and no websites... thank you in advance
2006-12-11 17:05:35 · 6 answers · asked by penguin 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The traveling incense salesman was walking along the dusty road out of New Delhi when he realized he needed a place to sleep. He saw the root gatherers hut in the distance and headed for it. He knocked at the entrance-way and the root gatherer came to the door and said "Yes". The incense salesman said, " I am a traveling incense salesman and I need a place to sleep for the night." The root gatherer said, " You are welcome to sleep here, but you will have to sleep up in the loft with my daughter." He answered "OK" and climbed the ladder to the loft. The next morning he came down and squatted down next to the root gatherer and accepted a cup of tea. The root gatherer asked, "Did you enjoy sleeping with my daughter?". The salesman said, "Yes I did very very much, but I have to ask, why was there rice in her mouth?". The root gatherer replied, "Oh, that is not rice, that is maggots, she has been dead for two years."
2006-12-12 15:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ok, a doctor and his wife are having a really big fight and they're both saying hurtful things. As the doctor leaves the house for work he decides to get one last jab in and says "one more thing....you are really terrible in bed". And with that he goes off to work. When the doctor arrives home around 8 or 9pm he finds his wife is not home....11pm comes and goes and she still isn't home. He becomes more and more upset. So when she waltzes in around 1am he shouts "Where have you been - do you know what time it is?" And the wife says in reply.... "well, you know that thing you said earlier today, just before you left for work?...well, I didn't believe you so I went for a second opinion!"
2006-12-11 17:16:06 · answer #2 · answered by yakimaniacs 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Top Ten Signs Santa Hates You?
10. He eats milk and cookies -- and nails your wife
9. Every naughty thing you did this year was videotaped and posted on the Internet
8. On Christmas morning, your stocking stuffed with a severed leg
7. Only "gift" you received was left by Blitzen on your living room carpet
6. Instead of, "Ho, Ho, Ho," greets you with, "Nice sweater, fat ***"
5. Leaves mysterious letter, "I know when you are sleeping, I know how to kill a man without leaving any marks"
4. You get no presents -- when you bump into him later, he gives you lame, "I thought you were Jewish" excuse
3. Brings you one copy of every Kathie Lee CD
2. Turns his reindeer loose on you
1. Writes "Happy Holidays" in the snow on the rooftop
2006-12-11 17:07:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
before marriage.... He: sure. at very last. It replaced into so demanding to attend. She: do you want me to leave? He: No! do not even imagine about it. She: Do you adore me? He: for sure! persistently! She: have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: each and every possibility i'm getting. She: Will you hit me? He: Are you loopy! i'm no longer that type of individual! She: am i able to believe you? He: sure. She: Darling! After marriage.... purely study from bottom to accurate.
2016-11-25 22:14:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a psychiatrists office with a Duck on his head.
The Psychiatrist says to the guy, "Can I help you?"
The Duck says, "Yeah, get this guy out from underneath my butt".
2006-12-11 17:14:06 · answer #5 · answered by mytraver 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Just look at my pics at my 360.... you will have a good laugh!!!!
2006-12-11 17:08:44 · answer #6 · answered by bugi 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋