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http://hubpages.com/hub/thejockspot_FIRST_KISS
Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and
absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact
with
each other.
!! WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING
AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE
WOMEN OF THE WORLD
2006-12-11 16:19:47 · 10 answers · asked by Chocogal 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG u funny tumb up
2006-12-11 17:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This whole thing is just whack! This doesn't describe me for the most part. Like the gold and gemstones, I could care less about that, and I could care less about money too. It's not about how much they spend on me as long as it was a true and thoughtful gift.
I didn't even waste my time even going to the link you provided.
2006-12-11 16:29:20 · answer #2 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your new Element could prove an interesting test for Scientists around the world to study,maybe they could utilise your findings to generate an answer for how we might tame this rogue element.
2006-12-11 16:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by ozzyvange 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Hilarious! 8/10
2006-12-11 17:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke is funny and true but the pic is a bit strange but i really like the joke :)
2006-12-11 16:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by anashagrace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting. Is it written by a man?
2006-12-11 16:29:45 · answer #6 · answered by G K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are going to get hosed on this, but it is really funny. Thank you
2006-12-11 16:54:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just a wee bit misogynistic. And not funny.
2006-12-11 16:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by noitall 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the joke is cute, but the pic is really not cute. (and i like pigs too, but NOT cute!)
2006-12-11 16:23:32 · answer #9 · answered by happy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
too long !....
2006-12-11 16:25:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋