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It is right in the front yard for all to see. It is clearly one snowman sodomizing another snowman. Should I approach him directly or go straight to the authorities?

2006-12-11 16:04:39 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

I'm not even going to tell you what he did with the corncob pipe

2006-12-11 16:14:06 · update #1

39 answers

Knock them over.

2006-12-11 16:06:10 · answer #1 · answered by The Seeker 3 · 2 1

I think that is totally hilarious!!!! I (well a bunch of friends and I ) did that when I was younger. I am not going to tell you what we did with a drain pipe (use your imagination). *sighs* oh what fun I had.
Now for the But's; I am now a mother, and when my children were younger I would have giggled to myself and then I would have thought of my kids. I really wouldn't want to have to answer their questions on it, so I would have told the person whose yard this was; "I find this totally hilarious, but could you kind of ease up on the adult stuff since there are kids in the neighborhood?" If this person gets mad, say hey I am thinking of the kids and it was just a suggestion.:

2006-12-13 06:45:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

Confronting the neighbor will only lead to animosity. A person that would do this in their yard is either stupid or a wacko. Either way you won't get anywhere but into an argument.

Going to the authorities is the first step. If they won't do anything, then knock them down yourself or face the bad neighboor.

2006-12-11 16:17:45 · answer #3 · answered by Big Rig 2 · 0 0

Approach him first and let him know that it is disrespectful not only for you, but I am sure that children live in the neighborhood.
If they don't live there, than I am sure they visit. Ask him too remove the snowmen politely and respectfully. Should him not respond then call the authorities, as this is not permissible in any neighborhood and I am surprised that no one has already called the authorities.

2006-12-11 16:11:19 · answer #4 · answered by VLEEKS47 3 · 3 0

Toss a condom over, hoping they land next to em. lol, actually, i think it's funny....take a pic, i'd love to see it. The cops aren't going to care much I'm sure so calling em will only embarass you and might make trouble for you w/the neighbor. If you're so bothered by it, don't look at em. I doubt going over to your neighbors' to complain will result in anything more than being laughed at. You could knock em over as some ppl have suggested but they're on his property, you would be trespassing and he could just build more so what will you be accomplishing?
I'm still laughing, lol.

2006-12-11 17:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by aweety69 4 · 1 0

Heres how to handle it....in the middle of the night, go over to his yard and tear down the snow men, I don't think the cops are going to give a rats butt about snowmen engaging in lewed conduct. LMAO though!!!!

2006-12-11 16:07:37 · answer #6 · answered by Easter Bunny 4 · 0 0

PLEASEEEE take a picture and send it to me. I'm old enough for these kinds of things. But if you are offended or think someone too young will see it, knock it over yourself when you know he is not home or in the middle of the night. The cops can't do anything to do for doing that.

2006-12-11 16:43:54 · answer #7 · answered by iknow 2 · 2 0

Cut out a picture of his face and attach it to the snowman that is "getting" it. Put Rosie O'Donnel's face on the other one.

Then post it on the Internet so we can see it.

2006-12-11 16:21:47 · answer #8 · answered by kickthebucket2000 2 · 2 0

For the love of god, snap a photo and post a link
that's hilarious
I can't wait for it to snow I'm gonna make a snowman orgy and I live across from a school

2006-12-11 16:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by chetahbill 4 · 2 1

Are the snowmen so real and the sexual act is so explicit that bothers you a lot? Or perhaps you're one of those morals with Right wing concepts that everything is taboo?.Get a life. If you took a look is because you're a little pervert too. OK.

2006-12-11 16:16:29 · answer #10 · answered by Mario Vinny D 7 · 3 2

try building a rival couple 69 ing in your yard. Just how graphic can balls of snow really be, relax and laugh. Its good for your heart.

2006-12-11 16:37:14 · answer #11 · answered by absintheveil 1 · 1 0

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