THE OBEDIENT WIFE:
>
>There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,
>and was a real miser when it came to his money.
>
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to
>take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money
>to the afterlife with me."
>
>And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he
>died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
>
>Well, he died.
>
>He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black,
>and her friend was sitting next to her.
>
>When they finished the ceremony and just before the undertakers got ready
>to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"
>
>She had a box with her. She came over with the box and put it in the
>casket.
>
>Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
>So, her friend said,"Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that
>money in there with your husband?"
>
>The loyal wife replied,"Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my
>word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
>him."
>
>"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
>exclaimed the friend.
>
>"Sure did," said thewife. "I got it all together, put it into my account
>and wrote him a check. ""If he can cash it, he can spend it."""
2006-12-11 15:32:39 · 38 answers · asked by janie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this was emailed to me,didnt copy it from a website. . . =]
and no,i won't tell this to a widow,im not that unconcious! =]
2006-12-12 08:38:16 · update #1
LOL. This is an Oldie, but Goodie, and yes, I like it. LOL. It makes me laugh every time I read it.
People forget ; jokes are for Sharing.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great evening!
2006-12-12 12:11:24 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got it on an email. Still very funny! WHAT a clever wife.
She kept her promise. He ain't taken it all the way to the bank.
2006-12-11 16:57:34 · answer #2 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-12-11 15:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by Frank R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, totally funny. Now, mind you, I wouldn't recommend you tell it to a new widow or anything but yes, I found it to be very funny.
2006-12-11 15:36:37 · answer #4 · answered by CarolinaGal88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! good one.
Very clever of the wife.
but also very obedient.
that check will void after 90 days.
2006-12-11 15:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke
2006-12-11 15:38:42 · answer #6 · answered by sunstar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-12-11 15:34:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute....It's nice to hear a funny joke that isn't filthy.
2006-12-11 15:38:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius!!! Thats why I do not do Cheques, only debit.
2006-12-11 15:39:08 · answer #9 · answered by genpepper1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ya thats funny.
2006-12-11 15:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by babypie_88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋