If the whole wide world FARTED at once, what would happen?

Question

Biological Ditka's anyone...?

Answer 1

then the whole world would smell, like the water in Hanford taste.

Answer 2

It was calculated that if all the people in China jumped up and down at the same time it would create a tidal wave that would completely swamp America.
If all the people in the Whole world farted at the same time, a sonic boom will signal the biggest most powerful hurrican the world has ever seen, and the smell wont be a problem because the first person to light a fag will be the greatest pyromaniac of all time.
What time are you going to start fart

Answer 3

Batman would try to save the world, Robin would say" Holy stink Batman".
Even Atheists would find religion.
The mass vomiting would bring disease and pestilence world wide.
I Might even slip and say "Jesus Christ that stinks!" More as a warning ofcourse.
Some person would fire a gun and the world as we know it would end.

Answer 4

The Carbon Dioxide released would cause a major break down in the ozone and we would all die from the intense heat and UV rays.

Answer 5

You can count on at least a million people accidently shitting their pants in the attempt. I mean.... 1 million out of 6 billion? Oh yeah, we're talking some serious Hershey squirts.

Answer 6

Global Warming would speed up a bit and we'd have some major earthquakes followed by stink-storms and fartornados....

Answer 7

A huge blue ball of fire would roll across the face of the earth,wiping the planet clean.

Answer 8

A bigggggggggggggg stink.

Answer 9

Thank you thank you thank you, for the laugh. I was just about to slit my own throat from reading all these other stupid questions! Finally -- a stupid one that's funny! Oh, and we would all die, I think, gassed to death.

Answer 10

The place would stink