Does anyone know any good political jokes?

Answer 1

hiliary in office and running for prez

Answer 2

This one is kind of long...
Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "what is politics?" Dad says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the ffamily, so let's call me Capitalism. Mom is the administrator of the money, so let's call her Government. We're here to take care of ur needs so u'll be the People. The nanny, well, let's call her the Working Class. Your baby brother can be the future. Now think about this and see if it makes sense."

Lil' Johnny thinks about this as he goes to bed. Later that night, he hears his brother crying and runs to his room to find that his diapers are very soiled. So he goes to his parents' room. Mom is asleep. He doesn't want to wake her, so he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks into the peephole and sees his dad in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

The dad says " OK, let's hear what u have"

Lil' Johnny replies, "well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep crap."

Answer 3

More Ways to Confuse Santa Claus
- Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa"

- Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

- Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

- While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.

- Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.

- Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

- Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

- Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.

- Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."

Answer 4

Not so much a joke as a saying I've heard. Some will not be happy. Just know that I'm pretty much a Democrat.

If you're young and you're not a Democrat, then you have no heart; but if you're old and not a Republican, then you have no brain.

Answer 5

George bush

Answer 6

Democrats for elmo
Republicans for voldemort

Answer 7

George Bush !
now that's funny right there,
doesn't matter who you are.

Answer 8

Democrats...they are a joke.

Answer 9

george bush.


best

cez

Answer 10

nope