More Ways to Confuse Santa Claus
- Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa"
- Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
- Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
- While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
- Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.
- Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
- Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
- Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
- Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
2006-12-11 14:17:33 · 24 answers · asked by hmw95 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i didn't even write these morons
2006-12-11 14:20:31 · update #1
there alright...nothing special...to long for my taste.
2006-12-11 14:19:18 · answer #1 · answered by happy2BAlive!! 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
so...you DON'T want Santa to find you???
I mailed him a map to make sure that he knew where I lived...
You must have been BAD this year...or if you were good, Santa may change his mind and leave you a lump of coal.
2006-12-11 22:22:37 · answer #2 · answered by guudkarma 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AHAHAHAHA!!!!
sooo funny, esp. the barbed wire, the hoof print and the easter egg one, LOL
2006-12-11 22:30:16 · answer #3 · answered by Man 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought the jokes had a good starts but were too long to be funny.
2006-12-11 22:30:39 · answer #4 · answered by Poe B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the barbed wire one
2006-12-11 22:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by Somebody S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really. More like corny. But, seeing as how there are a lot of corny ppl in the world...they very well may be a hit!
2006-12-11 22:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah
2006-12-11 22:20:13 · answer #7 · answered by R B 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my husband got the ok to hang up a beer can on the tree, but I think I'll introduce him to the easter bunny idea, he'll like it!!!!
2006-12-11 22:29:40 · answer #8 · answered by carla 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yupp, those are funny,
my favorites were the last two, and the first two, those made me laugh big tme,
well thnx :)
2006-12-11 22:53:54 · answer #9 · answered by Cherry 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes most of these are pretty funny.
2006-12-11 22:31:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think they are somewhat distasteful as they degrade Santa.
Seeing as he isn't a real person, I think you will be OK.
2006-12-11 22:19:46 · answer #11 · answered by Professor Sheed 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋