Both girls and guys answers are appreciated .
2006-12-11 13:59:04 · 11 answers · asked by marine522 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Did you wash your pants in Windex..because I can sure see myself in them
2006-12-11 14:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well hello. I was sitting at the bar and I seen you and I did a turn around, you look just like the girl I dated at home and really cared so much for, at first I really thought that was her. Well look at you if aren't best looking thing anywhere around, where you been hiding yourself, you are simply beautiful. Hey, how in the world have I been missing someone like you, you haven't been here before have you, naw if you had I'd never have forgotten that beautiful face. Would you like to dance beautiful ,man you are something else, the more I look at you the more beautiful you get. JUST ONE MORE LYING BASTARD.
2006-12-11 22:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by Nicki 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1) How much? I told her $200 and she said I was worth more.
2) I saw that you were leaving and it felt like someone turned off the sun.
2006-12-11 22:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by Nep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i had a rose for every time i thought of you id would walk into a never ending garden of roses.
2006-12-11 22:04:42 · answer #4 · answered by Pdubbs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over ya!
2006-12-11 22:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by MetaMan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can give you the first few six digits of your phone number, if you give me the rest
001-(area code)-(her number)
2006-12-11 22:01:23 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderpants 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell her she looks justl like your first wife - and when she asks how many times you have been married you can say "never"
2006-12-11 22:03:03 · answer #7 · answered by sweetpicker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't help notice you... [big pause]... staring at me.
2006-12-11 22:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by JudasHero 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is your name juliet? because i think i'm your romeo...
2006-12-11 22:01:30 · answer #9 · answered by just_another_rainy_day 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi, may i put my penis inside you and fill you with my semen
2006-12-11 22:01:20 · answer #10 · answered by Good S 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋