More thing's to think about...........?

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these terrorists --- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 -15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration...

Answer 1

So that's it? You wrote all that? Your to busy for that?
That is copy and paste.

Answer 2

properly my good element is often times my worst high quality, and my undesirable element is often times my good high quality... good - such as you i'm overly honest, yet many circumstances to a fault. For some reason I on no account think of of "cushioning" a number of my truths. of course this one is sweet too because of the fact i'm an extremely honest guy or woman that's some thing that all of us enjoys having around. undesirable - Very aggressive, as quickly as I get into some thing, i'm getting into it massive TIME, on the same time as i don't hotel to cheating or something, i may well be very hyperactive and obnoxious in specific circumstances throughout it. On a very good for this one however, i'm on no account keen to renounce no rely how bleek the placement could seem via this solid aggressive spirit.

Answer 3

I think the people who collect student loans should be the ones looking for Bin Laden, they will find him before the next quarter.

Answer 4

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Answer 5

Thank you for your many thoughts of the day.

Answer 6

intresting i like the breathing one and ppl are slinkies lol

Answer 7

ok,that took really long to read

Answer 8

DAM girl,you are not funny..

Answer 9

Dam, girl, you are toooo funny....

Answer 10

These are great, Thank You!