By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager, "Or just a bed--I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted"
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and I'm sure he would be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained all week. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. The manager asked him how he survived.
"Never better." John said.
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope. I shut him up in no time."
"How'd you manage that?"
"He was already in bed, snoring away. when I came in the room," John said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Good night, beautiful' and he sat up all night watching me."
2006-12-11 13:45:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay Jacko that's enough! grow up and leave her alone.
She just wants to make people laugh, that's a good thing.
She is not in it to meet men. She called me an *** so forget it and move on. Plenty of fish in the sea, can't win them all.
2006-12-12 13:00:38 · answer #1 · answered by Steven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. Also, TLynn is HOT!
2006-12-11 21:57:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That joke was posted last week,cant you come up with your own jokes?
2006-12-12 01:22:29 · answer #3 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yes it is the room
2006-12-12 06:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, your killing me here, your good at this joke telling thing, keep sending them in....I am laughing here, Thanks for that one, and the polish one....dam, these are good!!
2006-12-11 21:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by ~babes~ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehe.. good 1
2006-12-11 21:48:50 · answer #6 · answered by bangles121 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha
2006-12-11 22:18:19 · answer #7 · answered by Melissssa 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha that's really good, funny ROFLMAO
2006-12-11 22:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by *Heart~broken* 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i really like this one
2006-12-11 21:49:38 · answer #9 · answered by nicname 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love that! it was great!
2006-12-11 21:49:26 · answer #10 · answered by Lightbulb without a cause! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋