wedding night she offered her honor. He honored her offer. And it was honor/offer - honor/offer - honor/offer all night.
Another couple had not seen each other nude until their wedding night, as he went to take off his pants, the groom said, "I am like a baby down there."
The bride decided that if they loved each other, sex wasn't that important. "That's okay." She said. When he took off his pants, she screamed, "OH MY GOD. WHAT'S THAT????"
He said, "8lbs 7ozs and 15 inches"
2006-12-11
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