The local preacher came out of his house, headed for sunday morning services only to discover that his bicycle had been stolen.
As he walked to church he decided that todays sermon would be on the ten commandments. He thought that by preaching the ten commandments, who ever had stolen his bicycle would feel guilty and confess by the time he reached the commandment, Thou shalt not steal. The preacher is at the pullpit and he is really letting the congregation have it, he has preached so hard on the ten commandments that he has every last persons full attention. When he gets to Thou shalt not commit adultry he suddenly becomes quit, not a word is heard from him, he just stands there with his head bowed down. after about ten minutes the deacon walks over to the preacher and ask, Preacher whats wrong? are you sick ? is there some kind of problem? what is it , can I help in some way? The preacher looks up and says, no my son, its just that i suddenly remembered where i left my bicycle
2006-12-11 13:21:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! Wow, thats a good one.
2006-12-11 13:24:06 · answer #1 · answered by Lightbulb without a cause! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats kinda humorous. do you like this one? So i recently have been given married and it replaced into super. i myself love my new spouse and her relatives yet there's a situation. On our honeymoon i found out she wasn't a virgin. i comprehend i'm meant to have my village stone her to loss of existence, however the element is, she's slightly shy. i replaced into thinking if i'd desire to purely solo it? yet no longer purely that, I chopped off my very own hand whilst i replaced into 12 for pleasuring myself, so i replaced into additionally thinking if i'd desire to purely use a rock chucking gadget. Like perhaps stone her to loss of existence with a baseball gadget crammed with rocks? i might get my servant to do it yet I beat him right into a coma for being disobedient final week, and you recognize what they say "you may beat your coma triggered servant all you opt for, even though it won't get him back to artwork". do no longer take this heavily i did no longer even arise with it. i in simple terms discovered it humorous.
2016-10-05 04:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-11 13:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by meaty_okra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 9/10
2006-12-11 19:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!! funny.. this is like the kind of joke the father at my church would tell
2006-12-11 13:28:08 · answer #5 · answered by gratisfaction. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess the thief was praying just a liiitle bit harder!
2006-12-11 13:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great...I like that one!
2006-12-11 13:42:52 · answer #7 · answered by rkotila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, this one will be forwarded to my friends & family :)
2006-12-11 13:29:13 · answer #8 · answered by guudkarma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute lol
2006-12-11 13:27:24 · answer #9 · answered by foreverknight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great!
2006-12-11 13:37:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋