An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed?

Question

An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies wafting up the stairs. Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkled cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife....."Back off!" she said, they're for the funeral."

Answer 1

good 1 lmao 10/10

Answer 2

That is hysterical!! My aunt married an Italian man & over the years she slowly but surely turned into one of these tough Italian women! God rest her soul! She was also my Godmother! A star for YOU from my Auntie E!

Answer 3

Fantastic

Answer 4

hoho!
that is really great thing to read.
Here is one from me:
Wife wakes up on a dark night and found that her husband was not there in the bed.Shegot worried and she craled downstairs with fear and found that kitchen door was opened and his husband is there and he was in a deep shock.
She asked him what made him worry he replied that you remember the day when we both got caught by your father in your house and your father an jail officer gave me two options-
Whether marry my girl or go to jail for 22 years.
The wife thrilled with joy and said YES i do remember Honey!!
Then husband Repplied with a Deep Breath-
if i didnt marry You that time
and choose that second good option then
"Today i am Out of Jail"

Answer 5

That's cruel, but hilarious, 100/10

Answer 6

That's funny, that sounds like an italian woman! (By the way, I'm half italian, so I can say that, just for the ones wondering)

Answer 7

lol....
gotta do a diddy

The guy laying dying and smelled something sweet
Something he remembered as a treat
Fumbled his way through death to find it
The smell alone brought him to get past death and not mind it
Found the source of the smell
Knew that even if he was going to he##
He had to take a nibble and enjoy what he did crave
Even if his wife had baked them to send him to his grave

Answer 8

What a loving wifee....she made cookies for his last respects

Answer 9

Well Funny

Answer 10

Not new but still worth a re-run