A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football
game. They had great seats right behind their team's
bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the
experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially all the big
muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
:)
2006-12-11 11:50:45 · 17 answers · asked by donttalkjustplay05 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, typical.
My blond friend wondered why
all these grown men were wearing motorcycle helmets, had such big muscles, and were fighting
over a darn pumpkin, which was not even round. Once someone got it, he would just throw it away again..sounded silly to her.
She said, "Why don't they just buy pumpkins for all of them and they wouldn't be fighting?"
2006-12-11 12:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO my aunt so thought that thew quarter was a prize for the winning team to keep. She knew the quarterback was a player but it was funny because she is so oblivious sometimes!
2006-12-11 11:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT 7/10
2006-12-11 20:06:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotta love it.
Bet she ended up the "field goal"
please don't get defensive and find that offensive
2006-12-11 11:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad I found someone that agreed
That sucked!!
2006-12-11 12:34:37 · answer #5 · answered by Raul 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hm heard it before but i still enjoyed it.. weird huh?
2006-12-11 11:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by paige_squirrel_goddess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pretty funny
2006-12-11 12:58:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one very funny
2006-12-11 11:56:45 · answer #8 · answered by nicname 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sucked!
2006-12-11 12:22:59 · answer #9 · answered by Big TY 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad, good joke
2006-12-11 12:02:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋