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Cheney gets a call from his "boss", George. "I've got a problem," says George.


"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.
"Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle,
but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."


"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.
"A big rooster," replies George.
"All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look." So he leaves his
office and heads over to the Oval Office. George points at the jigsaw on his
desk. Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to George and says, "For crying
out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."

2006-12-11 11:25:28 · 16 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

Very funny! Hope you don't mind if I pass it on to my mama for laughs..

2006-12-11 11:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bush, Cheney & Co. committed a number of war crimes around the world and especially in Iraq and Afghanistan. They are indeed war criminals and no different than Nazis which were prosecuted during Nurnberg Trial.

2016-05-23 07:02:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Clapping, Applauding, standing ovation. Making fun of George Bush is America's new pastime!

2006-12-11 11:41:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If it was a picture of Tony the tiger, you'd put the pieces back in the Frosties box ! haha

2006-12-12 03:05:28 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

Thats why Bush is the worst president.

2006-12-11 11:43:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ahh...Next time we'll have to make sure the candidates aren't inbred before they can run for office.

2006-12-11 11:31:01 · answer #6 · answered by Gal on a Jet Plane 3 · 0 0

and to think he has his hand up Tony "puppet" Blair's @rse!
What is the world coming too:))

2006-12-11 11:51:43 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0 0

now thats funny

2006-12-11 11:31:35 · answer #8 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0 0

very good second time I've heard it but still good

2006-12-11 11:28:57 · answer #9 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0 0

lol funny

2006-12-11 11:28:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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