my brother asked me to get him tartan paint but the guy in the store started laughing where will i get this?

Answer 1

Try a paint store in rural Scotland, which is a tiny island right off the coast of Japan, where all the natives speak Klingon and drink maple syrup!

Answer 2

...If this isn't a bad joke...

Tartan isn't a color, it's a pattern. It's like asking for "striped paint" or "polka-dot paint".

Asking for tartan paint (or a left-handed wrench) is a kind of hazing that construction workers do to each other. The hapless young newbie looks in vain while everybody laughs at them.

Answer 3

Hello again Angel.
I went to a hotel where they called all of their bedrooms by the colour they were painted,
I asked for a tartan room and the hotelier looked at me in disgust and said "I'm sorry Sir but we only supply the room".

Answer 4

Think about it, how many colours are there in tartan, how could you get them all in one tin.

its like being sent to get a long stand... thats what you get from the person behind the counter

Answer 5

give it a think!!!!
how can you get Tartan paint? its more than one colour!!! Tartan is a pattern

Answer 6

From the same hardware store you can buy,Skirting board ladders,short stands,long waits sky hooks and glass hammers.Come on dear pay attention.lol

Answer 7

All good hardwear stores and as your there can you get me a sky hook and a left haned screwdriver thanx o and a long wait

Answer 8

Scottish themed paint shop. Most towns have one..

Answer 9

The same shop where you buy a left handed screwdriver

Answer 10

Either you are a silly blonde (like me) or you want to ask this question to get a reaction. Which is it? ;)
Very old joke.