A large woman wearing a sleeveless sundress,walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar & asks, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, a droopy-eyed drunk slams his hand down on the counter and bellows, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender pours the drink & the woman chugs it down. She turns to the patrons & again points around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit & asks again, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again the same drunk slaps his money down on the bar & says, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approaches the little drunk & says, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina?' "As far as I'm concerned", the drunk replies, "any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
2006-12-11 10:55:22 · 14 answers · asked by gee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha, i like it
2006-12-11 10:58:44 · answer #1 · answered by Filicitie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha well good i got a sex joke for you hope you like it :) on hearing that her grandad had just died kate went and visited her nan to comfort her when she asked how he died her nan replyed by sayin that he had had a heart attack while makin love 2 her kate said that it was silly that 2 old people where havin sex as it was askin for trouble her nan replyed by sayin that they used to do it to the slow pace of the church bells as it was just the right speed she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come along he would still be alive today'' :) xxx
2016-05-23 06:53:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao lmfao roflmao silly laugh great
2006-12-11 11:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by ashlee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg wow i havent ever heard a joke like this ever lol
2006-12-11 11:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by crawlingman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha wow never heard that one before
2006-12-11 11:51:32 · answer #5 · answered by Katie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!! it is so funny and fresh! Love it
2006-12-11 11:02:03 · answer #6 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is an amazing joke!!!! i can't stop laughing.
2006-12-11 11:16:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol
2006-12-11 11:28:57 · answer #8 · answered by speedy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaaa!! that is seriously very funny!!!:>)
2006-12-11 11:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i laughed my head off........:)
2006-12-11 11:00:21 · answer #10 · answered by azizka93 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋