but his Mother said you can't have breakfast till you have done your chores.The boy was a little p.i.s.s.ed off at this and so he went outside to feed the chickens and kicked one of them, then he went to feed the cows and kicked one of them , next he went to feed the pigs and kicked one of them.
he goes in for breakfast and his mother gives him dry cereal. How come i dont get any eggs for breakfast, or milk on my cereal or bacon, he said "well said his Mum, you kicked a chicken so you can't have any eggs
you kicked a cow so you can't have any milk
and you kicked a pig so you cant have any bacon,
just then his Father came down stairs and kicked the cat
Are you gonna tell him or shall i said the boy....
2006-12-11 10:29:50 · 44 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
chris came down stairs and kicked the dog and ploppy said oi you will have no dog food for aweek
then chris kicked me and i said oi you will have no pants for a week
then chris said oh sh*t
and that just confirmed that chris isnt a lover of the ploppypants
so i sulked and went to bed early
2006-12-12 02:38:18 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dang ....
no pusssy for Dad ! LOL
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had bigger boobs than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the woman is." The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mom that many of the men have larger 'units' than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the beach to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mom, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest lady on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
LOL ; )
2006-12-11 10:33:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
you ought to be very gullible reason you believe each little thing you hear! examine the full trial and (f you have a suggestions) you will see that the case had greater holes in it than a colander! The mothers have been shown to do shady issues for money and the little ones saved changing their memories! you would be able to desire to get your information straight away previously you pass around badmouthing human beings! human beings use fake accusations all the time so as that they are able to sue for money, it incredibly is a plague in this u . s . a .! the reason he moved distant places replaced into to get faraway from idiots such as you!! ??we like You Michael!!!!??
2016-10-05 04:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10 !
2006-12-11 10:31:42 · answer #4 · answered by demnity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-12-11 10:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by Esplot 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha...good one. That guy is going to have to visit Mrs hand and her 5 lovely daughters by the sounds of it lol!
2006-12-11 10:40:40 · answer #6 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a Goodie. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-12-11 11:05:30 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes sir its all in a days work
2006-12-11 10:34:35 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which comes to show you that...BIG cats are dangerous but a LITTLEpussy never hurts anyone.
2006-12-11 10:47:59 · answer #9 · answered by oldtimer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 Good One
I think
Please explain it...
2006-12-11 10:34:43 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋