A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an extreme hurry and was not happy about the slowness of the line.
When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!"
"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking up out there and that brand new broom you have there, you'll be home in no time.
2006-12-11 10:14:45 · 24 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That gonna put a smile on my face next time im at work thanks 10/10
2006-12-11 16:23:06 · answer #1 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLZ! Excellent 10/10.
2006-12-11 18:18:12 · answer #2 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would the woman be a witch?? Or is she meant to be Santa's chimney sweeper?
2006-12-11 18:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've done it again pmsl 10/10 x
2006-12-11 18:45:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, that should be more of a Hallowe'en joke than a Christmas joke.
2006-12-11 18:27:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's hope she knows Witch way to go ! haha
2006-12-12 11:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one ploppy done it again 10/10
2006-12-11 19:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll tell that one at work tomorrow
2006-12-11 18:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by mullitover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny keep it up
2006-12-11 18:21:08 · answer #9 · answered by Gucci S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololololololololol - lmso! 10 pts to you too...
2006-12-11 19:11:27 · answer #10 · answered by lothlorien_priestess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋