bTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After buying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
2006-12-11 10:12:36 · 18 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable". The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, "comfortable?'"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it slow. - - - -
("com-for-da-bul" )
2006-12-11 10:12:46 · update #1
LMAO. What a brill joke
2006-12-11 10:15:43 · answer #1 · answered by CT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. we are meant to have self belief that a woman grew to regulate into conceived through the Holy Spirit yet 2. NO the Bible isn't all truth interpreting Christian theology teaches that the bible isn't all truth countless this is made from poems, ideas etc. although the element is that ultimately the meaning is conveyed e.g. adam and eve gained't have existed although the tale in bible shows why there are 7 days in a week and human's early reasoning to day and nighttime and animals etc. The Vatican holds the unique documentation. If Christianity seems to fail at convincing supernatural this as you hav suggested the underlining concept is to love thats all that somewhat concerns. The Pope visited france and he became confronted with questions concerning the issue of the Church's theory in abortion's guidelines etc. He somewhat replied affirming to who cares ! we do not position self belief in guidelines and those themes and also you suggested above. If some thing actually initiate through being a good human being. this is all that counts !!!
2016-11-30 11:00:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked 10/10
2006-12-11 16:24:40 · answer #3 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodish, 8 / 10
2006-12-11 18:09:57 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-11 10:46:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloody Wicked! Thanks for the good laugh!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
A Happy Christmas to everyone!
Peace and prosperity to all!
2006-12-11 15:06:32 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She might think she's got to fetch a table ! haha
2006-12-12 03:30:47 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good one LOL
2006-12-11 11:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL....that's excellent, probable the best joke I've heard all day!!
2006-12-11 10:21:52 · answer #9 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best today lmao girl friend blond must try it
2006-12-11 11:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋