and the groom tells his mate how worried he is about trying to please his bride on the first night, his pal said I tell you what you book a hotel with an adjoining room & if you have any problems you can call out & i'll give you advice, anyway the big night arrives & the plan is put into action,when they get to the hotel room the groom goes to brush his teeth, suddenly the bride is overcome with the need for the tiolet but too embarressed to go in front of her new hubby takes a dump in a shoe box & pushes it under the bed, the groom comes back into the room & as he goes to get into bed steps in the box, he shouts out "oh God this box is full of sh*t " & from next door the shout comes " TURN HER OVER "
2006-12-11 10:11:18 · 22 answers · asked by Because I Said So 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my sense of humour lmfao 11/10 ho ho ho................
2006-12-11 10:33:32 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the two my husband and that i've got been virgins as quickly as we've been given married, it fairly is available.(We have been given married this summer, i'm 20 hes 23) i'm non secular, yet not extremely non secular yet I stayed a virgin because of the fact I knew that i might choose an identical from my husband and could not be a hypocrite and additionally because of the fact I felt that intercourse replaced into an Intimate factor and basically letting each physique might ruin not in undemanding terms the sacredness of intercourse frequently, yet maximum possibly the sacredness of my relationships to return. even though if, I under no circumstances decide the folk who did have intercourse till now they have been married so whomever reads this please do not take offense. this is in undemanding terms a private decision.
2016-12-11 07:12:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry not the best 6/10
2006-12-11 10:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't good the first time around
2006-12-11 18:07:53 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very old Chubby Brown joke!.
But better from someone like you!.
2006-12-11 10:19:54 · answer #5 · answered by Old Man of Coniston!. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm, not quite funny but cute. Made me smile ;-)
2006-12-11 10:17:16 · answer #6 · answered by blackpus88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is old and not very funny. Sorry!!!!
2006-12-11 10:32:25 · answer #7 · answered by Chipmunk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good joke!
2006-12-11 10:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...his pal must have thought he was a complete dumbass!!
2006-12-11 10:16:15 · answer #9 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg... at first, I thought the friend thought that his friend was into scatplay... but it's just the wrong hole, it seems.
2006-12-11 10:51:44 · answer #10 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not funny sorry
2006-12-11 10:19:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋