I realize these question could be used on addressing the meaning of life. But I'd much rather prefer to ask you a silly question.. AMEN!!!!
2006-12-11 10:03:31 · 16 answers · asked by dirk diggler 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
YOU SHALL BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY!! MANIC DEMONS SHALL DANCE ABOUT YOUR CHARRED FORM, TORMENTING YOUR EXPOSED NERVES WITH RAW LEMON WEDGES, TERRIFYING YOUR HEARING WITH RECORDINGS OF BRITNEY SPEARS, AND MAKING YOU WISH YOU HAD A COCKTAIL FORK FOR YOUR EYEBALLS BY SHOWING YOU IMAGES OF GEORGE W. IN A THONG!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-12-11 10:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by wrldzgr8stdad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus isn't real.
I am The Be-All And End-All Of The Universe.
I do not forgive you.
Wait, changed my mind. But only because I like paradoxes.
The historical figure Jesus may forgive you.
2006-12-11 18:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by adrienne06052 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really think that Jesus would have more important things to worry about than this question
2006-12-11 18:08:33 · answer #3 · answered by crossndunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first- no one knows the meaning of life and second-even jesus understands the need to goof off now and then.
2006-12-11 18:07:43 · answer #4 · answered by racer 51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say 10 hail marys
and do 3 decades of the rosary(luminous mysteries)
2006-12-11 18:07:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you must say 5 Hail Mary's to pay for your crime.
2006-12-11 18:07:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope so as you did what you felt in your heart was the right thing to do
2006-12-11 18:07:12 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Doodies
2006-12-11 18:06:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ramen !
2006-12-11 18:07:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well... i don't think it's technically a sin... so don't even worry about it.
2006-12-11 18:05:59 · answer #10 · answered by Let there be JIMBO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋