It is Christmas Eve and this chap is on a rooftop about to jump
off. His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job
and he owes thousands of pounds to the bank.
Just as he finishes his prayers and closes his eyes, ready to
jump, Father Christmas (Santa Claus) taps him on the shoulder.
"Are you OK?" asks Father Christmas.
The man explains why he is so miserable and gets ready to jump.
"Stop!" shouts Father Christmas. "It is Christmas, I will grant
you three wishes to solve your problems on the understanding that
you will grant me a small favour in return!"
"Would you?" the man replies. "That would be wonderful!!... Thank
you, thank you!" Father Christmas promises him that :-
1. You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in
her sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness and longing for
your return, she will have no recollection of her new boyfriend.
2006-12-11 09:49:06 · 23 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2. You shall go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk and continue
with your work. Your salary will have increased by 50%. Also,
nobody will have any recollection of your sacking.
3. You shall go to your bank and you will be ten thousand pounds
in credit, you will have no outstanding bills.
"Oh thank you, thank you!" says the man. "What is it that I can
do for you?"
Father Christmas asks the man to drop his pants and bend over.
After a quite brutal Rogering, which made his eyes water a
little, Father Christmas asks the man how old he is.
"36" replies the man.
"Ho, Ho, Ho, You're a bit old to believe in Father Christmas
aren't you!?" chuckled the fat gay **stard in fancy dress.
2006-12-11 09:49:26 · update #1
hehehe, never has gay rape seemed so funny!
2006-12-11 09:51:35 · answer #1 · answered by Cate 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-12 05:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, must warn all my male friends to stay off the roof on xmas eve
2006-12-11 09:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo ho ho and a throttle of bum ! haha
2006-12-12 03:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-12-11 10:27:43 · answer #5 · answered by Andy H2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gud one
2006-12-11 09:52:14 · answer #6 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,Hilarious!!!
2006-12-11 13:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by onlyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, I hope santa used plenty of lube!
LOL tho':)
2006-12-11 12:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that really warmed me cockles!
2006-12-15 05:34:18 · answer #9 · answered by Blackduchess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that cracked me up i'm going to send it to my friends
2006-12-11 09:54:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋