if your pet could understand and speek english for only 10 mins, wat do you think they would say?

Question

and what would you say to them? i would tell my 2 dogs to take a chil pill coz everytime i open the door doesnt mean its walkies! and they would say 'you tease, shut the door!'

Answer 1

i would say to my dogs to wipe there paws before coming in the door and they would say why should i thats your job to clear up after us

Answer 2

"I want some more ice-cream!" (don't worry, talking "Frosty Paws" here, formulated for dogs and sold in many major grocery stores in the people ice cream section)
I'd say: "Not right now you just had some! Too much isn't good for you." and then we would go right back to communicating clearly and without them speaking in English to me.

Answer 3

My cats would probably tell me I am not patting the enough (I have 3). They are all spoiled but want to be patted even more than I already pat them. I would tell them I love them and take good care of them and that they are my life.

Answer 4

mine would say ,now look here mother ,im the boss around here and next time i pee against the door well it dosn,t mean i get my nosed rubbed in it ,it means i cant get the dammed door open cus the handle is to high ,lower it

Answer 5

Hopefully that he loves me.

But likely... That he's bored and wants to go outside.

He's an indoor cat you see, and he's constantly trying to rush out the door whenever I open it.

Answer 6

I think my dogs would ask why I tell them about everything going off in my life.

Answer 7

If my dog could talk he'd probably not even use complete sentences, he barks at the door, so hes probably saying, like PEOPLE OUT THERE!!! OH OH I SEE A LEAF!!! and...and..IT'S MOVING!!!!!!!!!!AHHHH BARK BARK THE GRASS IS MOVING!!! ILL PROTECT YOU!!!! uh oh, here he comes, its the MAILMAN!!!!BARK BARK BARK!!! then hed go berserk and go in to a fit saying mean things to the mailman and threatening him. but my dogs kinda a spaz, so it could just be him :) Id tell him to shutup, and if it worked, id probably tell him to find something worthwile to occupy his time wiht.

Answer 8

Give me 5 minutes alone with that cat. No only kidding she would probably say I love you!!!

Answer 9

hi how are you can you do me a favor and scratch right behind my left ear aw thats the spot now give me some food now time to pee man im getting tierd first i must clean myself before i sleep though

Answer 10

Hey' don't hold me quite so tight when that growly little b'std walks past - I'm Jack (let me 'at em) Russell - who loves you all till I can get at you (and you know it don't you!). Feed me on time, don't leave me on my own, and DON'T touch my owner. And all I will say is "OK"