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My mate Ant went to a xmas party and woke up the next morning not remembering a thing. He had a cut on his hand, lost half of his clothes and had a tube of lube in his pocket. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.

2006-12-11 08:33:20 · 10 answers · asked by andy 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

At least he wasn't legless ! haha

2006-12-11 09:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

Sounds like he got his clothes and hand stuck in a machine, and he got free using the lube. Did he try to make some kind of alcoholic beverage in a blender or something?

2006-12-11 16:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 0 0

Greased up and horney your good friend ,Big Tony
Went to the party to drink.
Drunk as a banshee he crossed a Comanche
who cut his hand and his trousers, I think.

2006-12-11 17:17:23 · answer #3 · answered by Charles H 4 · 0 0

Somebody got Easter and Christmas mixed up?

2006-12-11 16:36:25 · answer #4 · answered by The Dreadhead 3 · 0 0

Brokeback themed party?

2006-12-11 16:36:02 · answer #5 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0 0

sounds like he had a good night ha was the tube of lub open lol

2006-12-15 14:31:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a gay party

2006-12-11 16:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

O, your friend too. i thought i was the only one!!...... lol............. just kiddin!!

2006-12-11 17:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by tasha 3 · 0 0

he had a good time then ho ho ho...............

2006-12-11 16:54:17 · answer #9 · answered by chris b 4 · 0 0

?

2006-12-11 16:39:01 · answer #10 · answered by my_account8 3 · 0 0

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