A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart's birthday, as they had not been dating for long.
After careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves
would strike the right romantic note, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to
Sears and bought a pair of white gloves. The younger sister
purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the
wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got
the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.
Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and
mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:
Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the
habit of wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it
had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long
ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to
remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from
showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three
weeks and they were hardly soiled, I had her try yours on for
me and she looked really smart.
I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time,
as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before
I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off,
remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they
will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming
year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love,
Jimmie
2006-12-11 08:28:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha lmao excellent
as always from the queen of yahoo
2006-12-11 08:43:01 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-11 23:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by HumBug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha kinda
2006-12-11 17:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by Siobhan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whos gonna be a lucky girl that was a nice clean sexy joke always laughing 10/10
2006-12-11 16:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Completely bizarre.
2006-12-11 16:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by Lizangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*LMFAO*
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Oops, sorry- I fell off the chair.
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!!
2006-12-11 16:32:42 · answer #6 · answered by Coley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, Very funny.
2006-12-11 16:32:08 · answer #7 · answered by You Lames! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how awful! i can really imagine something like that happening and that's what makes it so funny.
2006-12-11 16:44:00 · answer #8 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a cracker lmao
2006-12-11 16:31:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good i like it
2006-12-11 16:31:54 · answer #10 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋