2006-12-11 08:22:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol... put your forehead to the monitor... "you're healed!" lol
2006-12-11 08:29:32 · answer #1 · answered by bensbabe 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Boy! Is the devil messing with your head today or WHAT!!??
You don't need a TV preacher's help. You can go straight to the source which is Jesus Christ. Simply ask him to forgive you of your sins and come into your heart and life and help you to change for the better and honor Him in all that you do.
2006-12-11 16:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by karen W 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure there are plenty of demons running around your house. Would you like me to send some more?
2006-12-11 16:27:24 · answer #3 · answered by wefmeister 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good luck, thats not gonna help, throw some salt around the room supposedly that makes the demon go away, good luck.
2006-12-11 17:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by susu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That might calm them down somewhat, the demons call those shows, sit-coms.
2006-12-11 16:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love ya man but Jesus will not put up with your hatred for him forever , Why you would hate a man that took your place I will never know ,
2006-12-11 16:28:34 · answer #6 · answered by Terry S 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
There are no demons. They don't exist.
Kids can be a close approximation, though.
2006-12-11 16:25:03 · answer #7 · answered by nondescript 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I bind you devil in the name of Jesus Christ. Come out of him . Now ask God to forgive you of your sins and ask Jesus to come into you heart. Thats all it takes
2006-12-11 16:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by white dove 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If only the homosexual midget eskimos in batman suits were here!They know how to live....
2006-12-11 16:25:57 · answer #9 · answered by Myaloo 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL TBN channel. That's where all the jesus freaks are on all day and night.
2006-12-11 16:25:31 · answer #10 · answered by Evil Atheist Conspirator 4 · 2⤊ 4⤋