A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know
what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
2006-12-11 08:14:57 · 45 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-11 08:30:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whether anyone has heard it or not I think it's very funny, You could almost tell what was going to happen but but the expletive was great.
2006-12-11 08:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by Charles H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny. heard it for the first time. 10/10
2006-12-11 09:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny lmao 10/10 x
2006-12-11 08:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. Very true to form. Applies to government as well.
2006-12-11 08:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NOT REALLY FUNNY, BUT IT'LL BE F***ED UP IF THE GODFATHER KILLS THE DEF BOOKKEEPER
2006-12-11 08:20:00 · answer #6 · answered by FIRE RED BONE 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee hee 8 of of ten but a bit predictable
2006-12-11 08:21:33 · answer #7 · answered by dislexic1yen 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That made me laugh. Because I can totally see myself doing the same thing!
2006-12-11 08:21:26 · answer #8 · answered by Taylor 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not exactly funny, but definitely amusing.
2006-12-11 08:18:05 · answer #9 · answered by Rand `al Thor 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i find that hilarious. anyone stupid enough to steal money from the mafia deserves that anyway.
2006-12-11 08:18:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋