There was once an old man and a parrot living all alone together for like 40 years.
One day, the parrot came to the old man and said, "you know, I've never had a woman in my life."
So the old man, as a favour to his best friend, went to the pet store and talked the owner into letting him use a female parrot for one night for the fee of 40 dollars.
He took the female home, put it into the cage with his parrot, covered the cage and went to bed. He was awoken in the middle of the night to the female parrot screaming she was being killed.
He ran out and pulled the cover off the cage. There he saw his male parrot ripping all the feathers off of the female. "What are you doing?" the old man screamed.
The parrot replied, "Are you kidding, for 40 dollars, I at least want the b*tch naked!"
2006-12-11 08:13:40 · 14 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Go ed Plop, is right, your sooooooooooooooooooooo funny!! Its the way he tells em!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! loadsa loving to ya xxxxxxxx
2006-12-11 08:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have always got good jokes
where on earth do you find them
keep em coming lol x
2006-12-11 16:17:06 · answer #2 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another cracker pmsl 10/10 x
2006-12-11 16:15:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz!! Great one 10/10
2006-12-11 16:18:17 · answer #4 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as i read this i am dribbling down my leg well done ploppy10/10
2006-12-11 16:19:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
solid gold as usual...if she flew the coop would she be a polygon.....
2006-12-11 16:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, that poor bird!
2006-12-11 17:20:54 · answer #7 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, but you've done better
2006-12-11 16:16:15 · answer #8 · answered by Lucy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not.
2006-12-11 16:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by pixilated 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee!
2006-12-11 16:16:17 · answer #10 · answered by ciaragw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋