2006-12-11 08:07:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha that sounds funny, well the closest sold out in the market would be smoked ham so maybe that could work lol
2006-12-11 09:52:11 · answer #1 · answered by susu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and pork too. Jesus said that pork is made out of pig. Church people eat pork, Jesus would never have even touched pork, and I don't blame him.
Not only that Bible people eat pork. Ham and deviled ham is only one type of pork. Swine is pork too.
Jesus drove the demons into the herd of pigs cause he know that nobody in their right mind would eat pork, and therefore no one would get sick from demonosis.
Today church people are so stupid they eat pig meat.
2006-12-11 16:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
First you would have to catch them. They jumped off a cliff. Good luck with that one. Then once you caught them, they would spew out swear words at you while foaming at the mouth. If at this point you still wanted to eat them, you would wind up with a belly ache from hell and a voice that sounded like 10 men speaking all at once. You would end up living in a cave, foaming at the mouth and praising the devils by the light of the full moon. Is that what you really want?Go to McDonald's and get a burger.
2006-12-11 16:17:45 · answer #3 · answered by angel 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hee-hee.
Can you make deviled ham out of squashed pigs?
2006-12-11 16:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by strpenta 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes (good one) the mayo would spoil fast also on your sandwich.
2006-12-11 16:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by campmor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think so.
2006-12-11 16:18:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
swish.
2006-12-11 16:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by Handsome Devil 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ho ho ho, a Merry good joke....SWINE my dear.....
Peace......
2006-12-11 16:15:05 · answer #8 · answered by Donaldsan theGreatone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋